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Truth-based satire on AI failures & Microsoft decisions
Est. 2026  |  Not responsible for hallucinations
!! LIVE Copilot Confidently Incorrect For 18th Consecutive Month  •  AI Researchers: "We Have No Idea What It's Doing Either"  •  Man Asks Copilot For Name, Receives Essay on Ancient Rome  •  Microsoft Teams Update Removes Ability to Leave Calls  •  LinkedIn Now 94% AI-Generated Content  •  Copilot Confidently Incorrect For 18th Consecutive Month  •  AI Researchers: "We Have No Idea What It's Doing Either"  •  Man Asks Copilot For Name, Receives Essay on Ancient Rome  •  Microsoft Teams Update Removes Ability to Leave Calls  •  LinkedIn Now 94% AI-Generated Content  •