In today’s groundbreaking revelation, Google has launched a series of Android laptops that are, quite literally, decorated with Gemini AI. The design ingeniously combines all the expected functions of a regular laptop with an omnipresent AI presence, because apparently, typing on a keyboard without AI intervention is so 20th century. “We believe users will enjoy the perpetual proximity of AI,” stated Bettie Beige, Google’s Senior Vice President of Mundane Innovations. “Gemini AI elevates multitasking by offering unsolicited commentary on your emails and suggesting revolutionary recipes for probably over-watered pasta.” This bold move by Google might be concerning for those few who prefer to operate their devices without constant AI monitoring. (Just a suggestion for them: good luck with that.) Users less enthused about AI can look forward to alternative devices, such as a plank of wood. At least with these new laptops, you'll never have to feel alone again—your AI assistant will be there to raise your anxiety with every keystroke. The initiative is poised to redefine loneliness, one AI-agnostic at a time.