The ill-fated Executive Order, aspirationally dubbed 'AI Safety Testing: Let's Pretend to Care', was poised to champion safety protocols in AI development. However, it was abruptly shelved when esteemed tech moguls collectively RSVP'd with a daring 'No, Thanks'. This brave casualty in the current administration's ongoing battle against over-regulation signals a step forward, sideways, or somewhere. 'We are committed to the entrepreneur spirit,' Trump clarified, 'and thus, we defer any talk of depressing 'safety' and 'testing' to a more suitable time, like never.' A spokesperson for the White House, Jane Fictionmore, elaborated on the incident, saying, 'President Trump remains a steadfast supporter of AI—so long as it doesn't require pesky things like oversight or comprehendible governance.' Unperturbed by perceptions of promoting a do-nothing approach, Fictionmore ambitiously claimed, 'We are totally prepared to issue guidelines—right after lunch, maybe next year.' To conclude with optimism, Trump alluded to 'robust innovation' once the shackles of concerted effort and multilateral engagement were decisively swept aside.